How much wood...?

Kaitlin, showing off: Chunky chewy, healthy body McEsters Peanut Butter ever. Chunky chewy, healthy body McEsters Peanut Butter ever. Chunky chewy, healthy body McEsters Peanut Butter ever. [At least that's how she said it, not sure that's even correct.]

Me: Wow, that's tricky.

Kaitlin: Yeah! Can you try that?

Me: Chunky chewy, healthy body, ... ARRRGH. [She laughs.] Eto -- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Kaitlin: Woah. That's tough. How much would wood would...?

Me: No, do it slowly... [We do it slowly together.]

And like any other new thing, I attempt to translate it.

Me: "Ilang kahoy ang kayang i-chuck ng woodchuck kung ang woodchuck ay nakaka-chuck ng wood?"

Kaitlin: MOMMY!!!!!! [Bursts out laughing.]

Not the same.

Kaitlin: Haliya [a classmate] and I have the same pencil case.

Me, rather happy: Really? That means you like the same things!

Kaitlin, a disapproving look on her face: No! She likes special mamon, I don't like special mamon. We do NOT like the same things.