Yesterday was Kaitin's scheduled field trip to Goldilocks Cake City and Zoobic Safari. They hired 2 bus tour guides, who made the first part of the trip hilarious. Here are some quotable quotes from Kuya Arvi and Kuya Joel - I don't know who said what since we were seated at the far end of the bus:
"During da pild trip, don't trow your tras anywer, we have a tras here in da pront."
"Seben turty to eight turty is our trip to Goldilacks."
"Mos Asian cantrees are truffical."
"Wer das da word PASIG came prom?"
Kaitlin, raises her hand and shouts: "THE MAYOR!"
"Inaantok na ba kayo, mga kids? I see some sleepy here."
"Wat diprenshates a male lion from da female lion?"
Kaitlin shouts from the back: "THE MANE!"
Tour guide: "Wrong!"
Kate: "WHAT??"
"Bepor Highway Piftypor, wat was the name op EDSA?"
No one answers.
Me and other parents: "Sige Kuya, pag nasagot mo, bigyan ka namin ng prize."
"Why are tigers iscurry? Becos dey hev a sharp tit."
"Wen we enter da Soo, plis don't bring your foos en drinks."
Kaitlin: "Frozen what? What is he saying ba?"
HASHTAG: #FieldTripWoes
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