Assignment: What reminds you of Jesus?

Christian Living assignment for the following day: Bring 5 things that remind you of Jesus.

Me: So what reminds you of Jesus, Kate?

Kate: Hmmm. (Looks around) A comb?

Me: Wha...? Why a comb?

Kate, shrugs: I don't know. (Whispers) When you said Jesus, I found a comb!

Everyone bursts out laughing.

Me: Ma! Ikaw na bahala dito sa assignment niya, please?

My mom (who is an avid church-goer): What reminds you of Jesus? Madami yan... e di a rosary!

Me: E five items daw.

My mom: E di five rosaries!

(Groom me, you dysfunctional family!)